I WISH MY HANDCUFF STORIES INVOLVED MORE SEX AND LESS COPS — 40oz Shimmer Tumbler

Meet the limited‑run 40oz shimmer tumbler — built for iced coffee, chaos, and adding a soft sparkle to your everyday hydration. 

The “Handcuff Stories” shimmer tumbler is an unapologetically spicy, sarcastic insulated tumbler for the unfiltered and unbothered. A soft shimmer finish paired with adult‑humor energy makes this the perfect cold‑drink tumbler for anyone who loves a little trouble with their iced coffee.

This stainless steel beast is double‑wall insulated, cup‑holder friendly, and ready for school runs, work days, road trips, and “I’m not sharing” moments. Durable, comfortable to carry, and designed to survive real life.

This tumbler is dishwasher‑safe, but handwashing will keep the design looking its best.

Key Features:
• 40oz capacity
• Stainless steel
• Double‑wall vacuum insulated
• Clear screw‑on lid with a rotating slide closure
• Reusable Straw 
• BPA‑free
• Fits most cup holders