How It Works

✨ How It Works (aka Boxology 101)

Welcome to the club—here’s the sass-filled roadmap to getting your box.

💸 The Money Bit

Pay now, play later.

• We bill you the month before your box ships.
• Example: Snagging the February box? Your card gets charged in January.
• Think of it as a pre-party cover charge.

🎯 Limited Spots, Big Attitude

Exclusivity looks good on you.

• Each month, only a limited number of boxes are released.
• Once they’re gone, you’ll be placed on a waiting list.
• Don’t pout—we’ll ping you if a spot opens.
• Pro tip: Fast fingers beat slow regrets.

⏰ The Window of Opportunity

Timing is everything.

• You’ve got from the 5th to the 15th each month to lock in your box.
• Miss it? Cue dramatic music. You’ll have to wait until the next month.
• Basically: set a reminder or risk serious FOMO.

📝 TL;DR (Too Long; Didn’t Read)

• Pay now, play later.
• Spots are limited—snag yours fast.
• Order between the 5th–15th or cry into your calendar.

🔥 Bonus Attitude Notes

• We’re not about fine print—we’re about fun print.
• Boxes are like VIP passes: once they’re gone, they’re gone.
• Your future self will thank you for remembering the 5th–15th rule.