The Glitter Bomb of Bad Behavior
Foul Mouthed Femmes
Monthly Subscription Box
Open with caution: attitude enclosed
Picture this: it’s the start of the month, your inbox is cluttered, your to‑do list is screaming, and then—
bam!—a bold little box lands on your doorstep.
You tear it open and instantly know you’re not dealing with anything ordinary. Every item is hand‑picked to spark joy,
sass, and a little rebellion.
Inside, you’ll find a custom‑designed item created exclusively by Foul Mouthed Femmes—like a tumbler, coffee mug, or home décor piece. These signature pieces aren’t mass‑produced; they’re designed with attitude, authenticity, and femme fire.
Alongside your signature piece, you’ll unwrap 3–5 cheeky treasures that fit the monthly theme, each chosen to spark joy, sass, and a little rebellion.
This isn’t just stuff tossed in a box. It’s a curated collection of
cheeky, female‑forward treasures designed to make you laugh, empower your spirit, and remind you that you’re
unapologetically you.
Think snarky accessories, exclusive designs, and goodies
that carry the same energy as your favorite comeback line.
Each month tells a new story:
The thrill of surprise—you never know which bold design
or spicy phrase will greet you.
The exclusivity—these aren’t mass‑produced
trinkets; they’re crafted with attitude and authenticity.
The connection—you’re joining a community of
femmes who live loud, laugh harder, and refuse to shrink themselves.
Unboxing becomes a ritual: a moment where you pause,
smirk, and remember that life’s too short to be basic.
So go ahead—rip it open, revel in the sass, and let your
monthly dose of mischief set the tone!